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SURVIVOR 5 EPISODE SUMMARIES
Episode 1 - "You Didn’t Even Fool Me Once, Why Am I Ashamed Anyway?"	By 'landruajm'
Episode 2 - "Sucky, Chewy, Sicky"	By 'Bebo'
Episode 3 - "International American Sadiators!"	By 'drawde236'
Episode 3 - "Ooo Eee Ooo Eee Ooo"	By 'HawkEye'
Episode 3 - "Sheik Ya Groove Thang"	By 'AMAI'
Episode 4 - "Survivor For Dummies"	By 'drawde236'
Episode 5 - "The Ocean's Surprise"	By 'Silvergirl1'
Episode 6 - "Banana, Balls, and Booted B's"	By 'dangerkitty'
Episode 7 - "Now For Something Completely Different"	By 'Survivorerist'
Episode 8 - "When You Can't Spank The Monkey, You Can Always Choke the Chicken"	By 'Outfrontgirl'
Episode 9 - "Yo Yo Yo It's Time to Go"	By 'Drive My Car'
Episode 10 - "It's the Cat's Ass While They're Away"	By 'PepeLePew13'
Episode 10.5 (Recap) - "Reliving a Nightmare"	By 'Femme'
Episode 11 - "They're Creepy and They're Kooky"	By 'Superman'
Episode 12 - "What Do You Get When You Combine De Truck With De Drunk? Defunct!"	By 'Dalton' & 'George Tirebiter'

SURVIVOR 4 EPISODE SUMMARIES
Episode 1 - "Back To The (Sunuva)Beach"	By 'SurvivinDawg'
Episode 2 - "Macho Mama, or a Tale of Two Mamas"	By 'Swami'
Episode 3 - "The Pain, the Gain, the Nono"	By 'dabo'
Episode 4 - "The Winds Break"	By 'Bebo'
Episode 5 - "The End of Incense" or "The Ballad of Prince John"	By 'FesterFan1'
Episode 6 - "Stupid Is As Stpid Does"	By 'dangerkitty'
Episode 7 - "Truthful Lies, Naked Thighs, and Angry Guys"	By 'HawkEye'
Episode 8 - "Jury's Out of the Closet" or "The Winds Break: Part 2"	By 'PepeLePew13'
Episode 9 - "Two Peas in the Sand" or "The Z Stands Alone"	By 'anotherkim'
Episode 10 - "OH MY HECK!"	By 'janisella'
Episode 11 - "The Return Of The Conjugal Visit"	By 'ConningOfficer'
Episode 12 - "A Tale of Five Idiots"	By 'diamond'
Episode 13 - "The Fifth Member Of The Final Four"	By 'Superman'

SURVIVOR 3 EPISODE SUMMARIES
Episode 1 - "POTUS INTERRUPT(R)US(T)"	By 'SherpaDave'
Episode 2 - "Let's Do The Time Warp Again"	By 'LoudMouthLee'
Episode 3 - "Is There Something I Can Take to Relieve This Bellyache?"	By 'Dabo'
Episode 4 - "The Good, The Bad, and The Butt-Ugly"	By 'dangerkitty'
Episode 5 - "Mark Burnett, Chubby Checker You Ain't"	By 'Superman'
Episode 6 - "L Is For Loozer"	By 'Outfrontgirl'
Episode 7 - "Mmmm... Tryptophan"	By 'SherpaDave'
Episode 7.5 - No Summary (recap show)
Episode 8 - "Gut-n-Stink" or "There’s something fishy in Moto Maji"	By 'Lisapooh'
Episode 9 - "The African Queen"	By 'Mumbo Jumbo'
Episode 10 - "We are Dysfunctional Family"	By 'PepeLePew13'
Episode 11 - "A Visit From Saint Probst"	By 'Naked'
Episode 12 - "A Big Load of Crap"	By 'Bebo'
Episode 13 - "The Grand Dame Finale"	By 'dangerkitty'
Reunion Special - "The True Hollywood Story"	By 'landruajm'

SURVIVOR 2 EPISODE SUMMARIES
Episode 1 - "Da Plane, Da Plane!!!"	By 'Irisheyes'
Episode 2 - "I know I left My Teeth Around Here Somewhere..."	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 3 - "Who let the Mad Dog out?"	By 'AyatollahKhomeini'
Episode 4 - "This Little Piggy Went Into The Campfire"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 5 - "What's That Smell?"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 6 - "A Salute To Hollywood"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 7 - "The Ghost Of Kimmi"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 8 - "Oh My God!"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 8.5 - No Summary (recap show)
Episode 9 - "Chocolate Brownies And Other Just Desserts"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 10 - "Much Ado About Absolutely Nothing"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 11 - "A River Runs Through It"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 12 - "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down (under)"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Episode 13 - "Oedipus Tex"	By 'Shakes The Clown'
Finale & Reunion - "The Art Of Snore"	By 'Shakes The Clown'

SURVIVOR 1 EPISODE SUMMARIES
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5 - God Help Me	By 'Island Heat'
Episode 6
Episode 7 - "Gretchen, Gretchen, Gretchen"	By 'Island Heat'
Episode 8 - "As Long as You’ve Got A TV, Can We Watch Friends?"	By 'Island Heat'
Episode 9 - "Call Me Fishmael"	By 'Island Heat'
Episode 10 - "X marks the NOT"	By 'Island Heat'
Episode 11 - "Revenge is a Dish Best Shoved in Every Orifice"	By 'Island Heat'
Episode 12 - "I Am Curious, Nipple"	By 'Island Heat'
Episode 13 - "Closure"	By 'AyaK'

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